Middle-Aged Spread

Perhaps
I’ve
just
run out
of luck

Or
maybe
I don’t
give a
fuck

Either
way
it
doesn’t
matter

I must
accept
I’m
getting
fatter

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  1. xD

    Is medication making you fatter too?

    I’ve gone full-on anorexic the last week after I saw myself in a mirror :|. I haven’t accepted it yet! Haha

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    1. Urgh, that was an offensive use of the word ‘anorexic’, sorry πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ.

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  2. I can honestly say I’m about my high school weight which would probably sound great in just about any other context πŸ˜‰ Fortunately I remember a Garfield comic where he told some he was in shape because “round is a shape.”

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